So… I made a few changes to this song to make it fit into my situation…
Alternative lyrics: I know I said I’d be sitting right here real patient but my patience is running out so if you’ll come & get it, hurry up.
That’s a hit single right there!!
I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I’ve met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don’t know it yet. I do know, because I’m me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don’t want to have kids, and it’s not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb. — Chelsea Handler
When I was young and cute and not a weirdo…! Awww 💁 #tbt
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet!
I’m glad to see that Im not the only one who doesn’t know where Game of thrones ends and the real world begins!
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hahahahahaha I love cats!
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Let’s appreciate Neil Patrick Harris fangirling in the back!
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MOTHER OF GOD, they found me!
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Me talking to Adam Levine….. LOL
Yep…. this is my life….
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The genius minds of our time!